Happily married Quote by Victor Borge Download Open image “He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.” — Victor Borge ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Happily married Marriage Married Wife
“It wasn’t an unhappy marriage? Could a marriage be happy, standing on a shaky ground of adultery and a disregard for the wife’s feelings?… — Neena H. Brar Copy Share Image
He had married (as most young men did) because he had met a perfectly charming girl at the moment when a series of rather… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
Just because a marriage ended didn't mean that it hadn't been happy at times. — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general. — Novalis Copy Share Image
I think there must have been some other girl printed somewhere in his heart, for he was a man of love and his wife… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“He had avoided thoughts of marriage as long as he was still a gamekeeper, but seeing that couple, he felt a slight ache in… — Melanie Dickerson Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.” — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“To lovers out there… Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
The greatest privilege and greatest duty for any man is to be happily married, and no other form of success or service, for either… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“It was like when a midde-aged woman, happily married, found out that her favorite movie star was gay. It broke her heart just a… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. I detect the… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“Facebook is digital brag-to-my-friends-about-how-good-my-life-is serum. In Facebook world, the average adult seems to be happily married, vacationing in the Caribbean, and perusing the Atlantic.… — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share Image
We got a lot of gay fan mail when the show first started. Something to do with being in San Francisco and being a… — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
Speaking as somebody who has been happily married for 35 years, I can't imagine any choice more consequential for a lifelong journey than the… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
