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My wife and I have purchased two hybrids. We bought a 3 kw photovoltaic unit. We recycle and offset our carbon emissions… — James Gustave Speth Copy Share Image
Any man that hits a woman is not a real man, he's a coward. With my wife Jodi, I think it's my… — Kian Egan Copy Share Image
The Prophet had made dishonorable proposals to my wife... under cover of his asserted 'Revelation.'... Smith told his wife Jane the Lord… — William Law Copy Share Image
A wife should always be few feet behind her husband. If he is an MA you should be a BA.If he is… — Shashi Deshpande Copy Share Image
I'm still the guy who shared the ring with The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Triple H when they were still actually active. And… — Cody Rhodes Copy Share Image
Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A husband should always try to treat his wife with the greatest courtesy and respect, holding her in the highest esteem. He… — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid, I was chunky. My mother would always joke she would have to get me husky jeans… — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
A couple of years ago, my wife, Erica, and I were getting our daughter ready for school and an image of President… — Julian Castro Copy Share Image
One of the first things you and your fiance need to develop is a meaningful prayer life even before the wedding. My… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
My father, my grandfather, the wrestling business, the WWE in particular, has really given me everything. A lot of happiness, my kids… — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
I'm afraid that my wife picked up a number of colorful expressions from the Yanks and such, Frank offered, with a nervous… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
My mum had a massive influence on me, not just in what she wore and how she looked, but in her spirit.… — Stella McCartney Copy Share Image
You know what? I feel my book is kind of pointless. I didn't want to do a book, but rather than tell… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
My wife, the actress Megan Mullally, was an English major at Northwestern University and loves fiction. Like so many things in my… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I quit flying myself last year and that was difficult for me because I enjoy it as much as playing golf. It… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Oh, she's my bodyguard. I mean, I'm a married man, and the last thing you need in that situation is to be… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
When I give a speech at a corporate event, I often ask those in attendance, 'Do you know how to tell if… — Bill Walsh Copy Share Image
In order to carry through any undertaking in family life, there must necessarily be either complete division between the husband and wife,… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
For every veteran who goes through a divorce, a wife goes through one, too. For every veteran alone in the basement, there… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
I felt like - like I don't know what. Like this wasn't real. Like I was in some Goth version of a… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
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And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
As soon as a person takes a part as a homosexual, the press says, "What do your wife and children think of… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
A host of positive psychological changes inevitably will result from widespread economic security. The dignity of the individual will flourish when the… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
For every nineteenth-century middle-class family that protected its wife and child within the family circle, there was an Irish ora German girl… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
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I started to have panic attacks on stage and my wife just asked, "Why don't you just stop?" I was doing Ghost… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Many of us are trying to lead multiple lives: child, mother, wife, lover, star, giving small doses of oxygen to each and… — Joanna Murray-Smith Copy Share Image
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I get letters from [people getting insurance] right now. "You saved my child's life." "I did not have to sell my home… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
We are repeatedly left, in other words, with no further focus than ourselves, a source from which self-pity naturally flows. Each time… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
There's a current notion that you should "take charge of your disease." No thanks. I'm busy. I've got cancer. I'm willing to… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Writing is a solitary experience. I'm extremely superstitious. If I talk about the book or name the title out loud before finishing,… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Most people tell you they want to get out of kindergarten, but don't believe them. Don't believe them! All they want you… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
I have no interest in having my wife as my manager and I don't think she has to because it would be… — Aleister Black Copy Share Image
The distinguishing trait of people accustomed to good society is a calm, imperturbable quiet which pervades all their actions and habits, from… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
Shortly after her feeding tube is removed, Terri Schiavo receives the Catholic ceremony of last rites. Michael Schiavo stays in a room… — Mark Fuhrman Copy Share Image