I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
After each fight I go home to my wife and son and I talk to them about what our family should do. — Andrei Arlovski Copy Share Image
The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your husband should be able to respect you; he cannot be financially dependent on his wife. — Shweta Tiwari Copy Share Image
I want to be respected as a woman, as a mother, as a wife. That's why I transition. — Carmen Carrera Copy Share Image
It's funny wen a man says dat his wife is 'expecting a baby'. As if she would deliver a turtle...lol — Ritzy Copy Share Image
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo Copy Share Image
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I was not going to be distracted by anything - a fight with my wife, a bump in the car, whatever it… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife's pregnancy. I was going to be… — Kiefer Sutherland Copy Share Image
That for me was the big turning point in my artistic life, when my wife and I had our kids. The world… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“What? What are you grinning about?" "Its meant to be attractive to my wife." "You have a wife?" "Great seas no! Honestly,… — Kristen Cashore Copy Share Image
Kidney disease is a low-profile, unglamorous problem, a disease that disproportionately strikes minorities and the poor. Its celebrity spokesman is blue-collar comedian… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
“Everywhere I go, your beauty spills into my day. The trees were never this verdant. The birdsong never this sweet.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
A wise man should not divulge the formula of a medicine which he has well prepared; an act of charity which he… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends… — Zakir Naik Copy Share Image
Now I'm a wife and a mother of two. It's a really different role. I always referred to No Doubt as a… — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
A sportswriter's life means never sitting with your wife or family at the games. Still working after everyone has gone to the… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
This religion teaches that 6,000 years ago God made the first man out of dust - not even mud - and the… — Charles Chilton Moore Copy Share Image
The universities do not teach all things ... so a doctor must seek out old wives, gypsies, sorcerers, wandering tribes, old robbers,… — Paracelsus Copy Share Image
Housekeeping is not beautiful; it cheers and raises neither the husband, the wife, nor the child; neither the host nor the guest;it… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
If you present your dog to a veterinarian with the instruction to put him to sleep, you would normally mean something very… — Raymond Moody Copy Share Image