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I was a superlate bloomer, and I was kind of a prude. I always wanted to be able to keep the number… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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My wife is Swedish, so I'm familiar with the Scandinavian kind of odd humor. It's very dark and very deadpan. — Cory Barlog Copy Share Image
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The Negro fought and bled and died in every war the white man waged, and he still won't give you justice. You… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Every conscientious husband and wife should measure their marriage by the unchanging standard of the principles found in God's Word. — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
I like working. But now I have a deal with my wife that I take a half-day off each week. — Jack Thorne Copy Share Image
You can discover the true love of your wife only in the days of hunger. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
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Had it not been for 'The Apprentice' and Donald Trump, I wouldn't have met my wife through an interview with 'E! News.' — Bill Rancic Copy Share Image
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