A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement — Arvind Kejriwal Copy Share Image
I regret hurting my wife and my child and abandoning them. I regret the pain I caused them. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress. — Ingmar Bergman Copy Share Image
My wife and I grew up in the Northeast but my daughters are sort of small-town girls, from the Midwest. — Frank Vogel Copy Share Image
“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. — Jimmy Soul Copy Share Image
My family means more to me than the artificial trappings of my career. If ever I had to choose between my career… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
I'm lucky. The best possible place in the world for training is Addis Ababa, so I am home all the time except… — Haile Gebrselassie Copy Share Image
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My weak spot is laziness. I have a lot of weak spots - cookies, croissants; my wife is always lecturing me about… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
To my future wife: I appreciate the similarity, respect the differences, hope and pray that we both have the wisdom to understand… — London Mond Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, I run into somebody who tells me that she met her husband in my campaign or a… — George McGovern Copy Share Image
My wife and I met right down the street. Our single, 'Just a Kiss' is kind of about that moment. I was… — Charles Kelley Copy Share Image
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Taj Mahal was built up by the Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan, who wanted his beloved wife to be remembered by one and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house - in the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“Does God know the number of kisses before we fall in love? Yesterday, I was nobody and I believed myself important. Today,… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
From now on, I pray like I mean it. No more hitting SEND over and over. It's changed my life. It has… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Even as the church must fear Christ Jesus, so must the wives also fear their husbands. And this inward fear must be… — John Dod Copy Share Image
The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child,… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
