Why are their so many women on twitter? So you are telling me ALL the dishes are done? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling. — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
If only forgetting a person was as easy as forgetting why I open the fridge... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special, — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On Twitter , we follow people but we don't know where they're going — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
The listening community has the obligation of distinguishing informed opinion from tweets. — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
“People do not want more noise in their social media streams. They want entertainment, uplifting conversations, and products that last. Most importantly,… — Cendrine Marrouat Copy Share Image
“Don't ever tell people on Twitter that you're tweeting while you're driving, because they'll come unglued. It's worse than saying you're cutting… — Rob Gokee Copy Share Image
Didnt! (SMACK!) I! (SMACK!) TELL! (SMACK!) YOU! (SMACK!) TO! (SMACK!) Shut Up! (SMACK!) Move Yo Damn Hand (SMACK!) (SMACK!) Lol — Deon Crockett Jr Copy Share Image
I'm active on Facebook and Twitter professionally, then personally I have my own Facebook account, but nobody knows my name or anything.… — Glenda Bailey Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am overworked sometimes. I'm tired sometimes. I'm sleepy sometimes. And social media allows me to show you that I'm human, too. — Mikhail Varshavski Copy Share Image
My tweeting is cool and calm unless I am riled up about something and then I just surrender to the fury of… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
A lot of people use social media to share mundane things or for self-glorification. I try to use it to share interesting… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
It's weird how much social media affects someone's career. Deals and jobs are sometimes based off how many followers you have, which… — Lili Reinhart Copy Share Image
I think the whole aspect of social networking is vulgar and repulsive in a lot of ways. But I also see why… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
I'm really here, in a way, to challenge the industry. I want to challenge everything that was wrong with it when I… — Snow Tha Product Copy Share Image
Social gaming is not something Zuckerberg could have imagined back when he was creating Facebook in his Harvard dorm room in 2004.… — Daniel Lyons Copy Share Image
I've said before I think the best thing about social media is that it brings people together and the worst thing about… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
This social media era is giving us a more in-depth look at our favorite people, and it's all aspects, from music to… — Matt Barnes Copy Share Image
Businesses are beginning to really understand that they can market to passions on Instagram. They can leverage the creative canvas that we… — Marne Levine Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky. — Nate Copy Share Image
You have to be really careful with what you put out on social media and who you're talking to online. — Victoria Justice Copy Share Image
“I told her that I had got her phone number off of Facebook after she accepted my friend request.” — Ja'Lynell Broyles Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million love quotes on Facebook. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
I freakin' hate Twitter, man. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it. — Landon Liboiron Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think for one minute anything I tweet makes a difference, I just can't not tweet. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
The social Web is incredibly good at shining bright lights into dark corners... — Dave Evans Copy Share Image
I get a kick out of watching corporations tweet. They're really pathetic. — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What does it show when your popular on facebook... Shows you have no life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I click over to Instagram, the only thing that can make me feel worse.” — Melissa Wiesner Copy Share Image
