Twitter Quotes · Page 112

I'm sorry, TikTok, but I refuse to have a TikTok account. Like, I can't. Like there's only so much I can do.

— Whitney Port

Social media should improve your life, not become your life!

— Ritu Ghatourey

Twitter marketing in 4 words: Listen. Learn. Care. Serve.

— Laura Fitton

You can spend 20 minutes or an hour on Facebook or you can spend 20 minutes or an hour at the gym.

— Hilaria Baldwin

Twitter can make a lot of things happen if you get enough retweets.

— Lil Nas X

I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts.

— Nikhil Saluja

While our social life is taken care of by the social media, fitness is one activity that needs a push.

— Rahul Dev

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

— Bill Cosby

There's only a few platforms that really aggregate content well together, Facebook being one of the best, probably the most diverse of…

— Brad Parscale

What I pick for my blog and what I pick for Twitter are different things. One thing that is true for both,…

— Maria Popova

I hate to be one of those people who forwards links to 'hilarious pictures' or 'brilliant games' to half their contacts database.

— Naomi Alderman

“I estimate that some two hundred million people are following this story through online news reports, social media, television, and radio.”

— Dan Brown

I think that's the most interesting part about social media these days. You have such direct contact with anybody and everybody.

— Lance Archer

[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

— Jen Kirkman

The social media thing is insane: the constant engagement with the public, not even just your fans. It's not really about the…

— Santigold

On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed.…

— John Kruk

When generally people make race-based jokes to me - even if they're not technically racist, they're sort of based on me being…

— Kumail Nanjiani

I think the great thing about social media is it gives people access to you on a totally personal level that they…

— Ashley Wagner

“When recruiters, co-workers, old classmates, and other people Google your name and click on a link to you on LinkedIn, your profile…

— Melanie Pinola

Apart from creating a vibrant branded Twitter account for your startup, business owners should consider creating their own personal account on Twitter.…

— Lewis Howes

At Facebook we feel a lot of affinity not just for this community but for any community that is trying to do…

— Sheryl Sandberg

After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for…

— Nikhil Saluja

Every time I go to a march or a rally, and I post it on Instagram, people will go, 'I'm going to…

— Bobcat Goldthwait

I began using the #smallacts hashtag on Twitter shortly after the 2016 election as a way to resist. To resist the intolerance…

— Celeste Ng

Social media makes it possible to go underneath a story, which sometimes abruptly ends.

— Kimberle Williams Crenshaw

Social media is a weird thing. People have their keyboard and no face... they can say whatever they want.

— Christina Anstead

Some people be posting facebook statuses on here instead of quotes!

— Jojoo

MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

— Nikhil Saluja

All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I think there are pros and cons to social networking, but on a social, personal level, it's just not for me.

— Colin Morgan

Facebook? I have no clue about it. MySpace, none of that. I'm the worst.

— Maggie Q

If Facebook Doesn't Make You Happy Then You're Probably 'Liking' And Following The Wrong People...

— Pacifiersucker

There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.'

— Anonymous

While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people.

— Anonymous

Social media is proof that humans have pretty much plateaued as far as evolution is concerned.

— Anonymous

“Because of racism, he can't govern effectively' is not a great argument for re-election.”

— James Taranto

Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls.

— Nikhil Saluja

No-one posts photos of themselves on Instagram when you're eating spaghetti hoops out of a tin going 'Why?'

— Aisling Bea

After this coronavirus thing, people started calling me half-corona on Twitter.

— Jwala Gutta

Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire?

— Nikhil Saluja