Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
