No matter how many books I've sold, nothing can correct the fact I look like Alfred Hitchcock from the side. — Jim Norton Alfred hitchcock Copy Share Image
I want people to feel like there's nothing they have to be worried about laughing at. There's nothing that can't be made… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton Children Copy Share Image
The one curse in America is that we deny who we really are and what we like. — Jim Norton America Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Anything Copy Share Image
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
I like to keep busy, because otherwise I'd be languishing by myself. — Jim Norton Busy Copy Share Image
I love Philly so much. I know that at any time, any place, a fight can break out. Those are great comedy… — Jim Norton Fans Copy Share Image
Being 'edgy' is not just cursing. There are some things socially that are just not acceptable to make fun of. Anything with… — Jim Norton Anything Copy Share Image
The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then. — Jim Norton Information Copy Share Image
People don't mind positive stereotypes. People don't mind positive assumptions. It's only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary. — Jim Norton Arbitrary Copy Share Image
When it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
It's really hard to truly want people who you hate to have the right to say whatever they want. And we all… — Jim Norton Hard Copy Share Image
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
You can't apologize for who you are on a stage, you can reveal who you are but don't apologize because that's begging… — Jim Norton Apologize Copy Share Image
Wherever I go, there is definitely my audience. I would say in some places there's more of them than others, but it's… — Jim Norton Audience Copy Share Image
Being a harsh, dirty comic, the last person on earth I ever expected to help my career was Jay Leno. I had… — Jim Norton Career Copy Share Image
It just seems like right now we’re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if it’s… — Jim Norton Care Copy Share Image
If I'm gonna make fun of Trump, I'm gonna tell you things that I've done that are similar. I like to tell… — Jim Norton Fun Copy Share Image
The more disgruntled the white people are, the happier they are to see me, that has to be it. I do really… — Jim Norton Aggressive Copy Share Image
It's really the old question: Does art inspire life or does life inspire art? Maybe it's a combination of both. But Trump… — Jim Norton Art Copy Share Image
Regular people are the problem. It's not the government, it's not the invasive Big Brother, it's the fact that we're a nation… — Jim Norton Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week.… — Jim Norton Behave Copy Share Image
