Arbitrary Quote by Jim Norton

I unloaded trucks for a living and I hated it.

— Jim Norton

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

— Jim Norton

I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake…

— Jim Norton

It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because…

— Jim Norton

If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that…

— Jim Norton

I figure I do a lot of things, none of them particularly well.

— Jim Norton

With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant…

— Jim Norton

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

— Jim Norton

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

— Jim Norton

What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far…

— Jim Norton

Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly.

— Jim Norton

You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.

— Jim Norton