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Children Quote by Jim Norton

“I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.” quote by Jim Norton — Download Open image

“I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.”

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