As education and employment secretary in 1997, I inherited hundreds of schools where the roofs leaked, the windows rattled, and they relied… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl.… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water. — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
Oils of cinnamon and eucalyptus are as powerful against some microorganisms as conventional antibiotics, and are especially effective against flus. Sandalwood oil… — Robert Tisserand Copy Share Image
Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
When a woman comes to her class, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I had made this mistake once before, on a school trip to the Victoria and Albert Museum, when I followed a sign… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting… — Aaron Eckhart Copy Share Image
People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Neil Shepard's (T)RAVEL/ UN(T)RAVEL takes us from the sublime -- Paris in Spring, sunset on Corfu -- to an unscheduled toilet stop… — Charles Harper Webb Copy Share Image
"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
The film studios learned to our dismay but to their pleasure that if they spent $200 million making a film they could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If the entire week is a battlefield, reading the Bible is sort of like that parachute with the box of reserves that… — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up… — Lou Ferrigno Copy Share Image
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
