I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station. — Michael Winner Copy Share Image
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
I have been photographing our toilet, that glossy enameled receptacle of extraordinary beauty. Here was every sensuous curve of the human figure… — Edward Weston Copy Share Image
I rubbed the contents of one bag onto my upper arm on the evening of June 7, just before I went to… — Patrik Sinkewitz Copy Share Image
It means food on every table, every child in school, a job for everybody and a house with toilet and electricity for… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free. — Taylor Mead Copy Share Image
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea… — Jonny Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Schools across India do not have teachers, libraries, playing grounds and even toilets. I do not want to see empty classrooms, empty… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I still have a fondness for books. Many a time I will be antiquing, and I'll say, 'What's that old-timey curio over… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When I walk out into the street or go to the toilet, I don't think of myself as being black. Of course,… — Steve McQueen Copy Share Image
The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water. — Rose George Copy Share Image
The left’s idea of “science” is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I could be worse, you know." "How?" I asked, teasing. "I mean, I have a work of calligraphy over my toilet that… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as… — Helen DeWitt Copy Share Image
Most people in America want an easy read. I call it McFiction - books which pass right through you without you even… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
