I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people… — Alysia Reiner Copy Share Image
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age.… — Allen Hershkowitz Copy Share Image
But don’t ever let yourself forget that the person you care about fills an emptiness no one else ever has and that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can’t benefit from my advice.” — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
Behavior influences consciousness. Right behavior means right consciousness. Our attitude here and now influences the entire environment: our words, actions, ways of… — Taisen Deshimaru Copy Share Image
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the… — Alfred the Great Copy Share Image
Tell me why it is that a toddler will gag over a perfectly wonderful breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, juice, and jelly.… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse. — Kristin Bauer van Straten Copy Share Image
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
The [sexual harassment] situation has gotten so out of hand that, in 1993, in one of the first British cases, a plumber… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea. — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Under Swachh Bharat initiative, the government has built nine crore toilets. — Ram Nath Kovind Copy Share Image
I quite enjoy fame, especially when you go to conventions in America where they treat you like a god with stretch limos… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
Is there a phone I can use? (Talon) In the kitchen. (Sunshine) Could you please bring it to me? (Talon) It’s not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image