Toilets Quotes · Page 16

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred…

— James Dickey

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

— Eric Carr

I've found that it's actually more of a disability to be tall than short. I have no problem fitting into plane toilets…

— Warwick Davis

Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle…

— Ben Hecht

Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.

— Bill Mollison

I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat.

— Nate Dogg

I don't think you can get away with putting your talents in a toilet bowl and not having them flushed away. Forever.…

— Sean Penn

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we…

— Alicia Silverstone

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the…

— Megan Fox

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

— Anonymous

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

— P. J. O'Rourke

There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a…

— Mike Mullane

I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me…

— Harry Treadaway

I'd like to say that Muslims are never in violence with white people. It's the black man who love you. See, you…

— Muhammad Ali

Oh, its big enough,” he said patronizingly, “but somehow I was expecting…you know.” He gestured with his hands, indicating something roughly the…

— Cassandra Clare

The practice of Zen is to eat, breathe, cook, carry water, and scrub the toilet — to infuse every act of body,…

— Nhat Hanh

I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about…

— Woody Allen

I like marginal characters, I like real people. I learn more from talking to my plumber when he comes to fix my…

— Jim Jarmusch

I was thinking about dying the other day the death thought came while I was sitting on the toilet peeing - that's…

— Madonna Ciccone

I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to…

— Dolly Parton

If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.

— Nicolas Chamfort

There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.

— Taylor York

A cruel joke has been played on us. We are fated always to remember what we learned but never to recall the…

— Jo Coudert

There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

— David Feherty