I must break out... ...start a new life... been here for years... might be getting into a rut... something a bit more… — Raymond Briggs Copy Share Image
Besides, the sense of safety offered by bottled water is a mirage. It turns out that breathing, not drinking, constitutes our main… — Sandra Steingraber Copy Share Image
Former police chief of Houston once said of me: “Frank Abagnale could write a check on toilet paper, drawn on the Confederate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
Alternating the thoughtful task of writing with the mindless work of laundry or dish washing will give you the breaks you need… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Sometimes, to relieve stress, he would soak his feet in the toilet, a practice that was not as soothing for his collegues. — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
I didn't have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon; it was all given, straight from the celestial… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think people might think, oh, I don't want to approach the big famous author because it's embarrassing, but then they think… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
In my own work, I'd say I'm a classicist, but I look everywhere for my solutions. I don't study the toilet-living habits… — Philip Johnson Copy Share Image
But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet. — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
If your catchphrase has appeared in men's toilets, then you know you've made it! — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
There’s nothing here,” Carter said. “What do you want?” I asked. “We’ve got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets,… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet. — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
The word crap is actually another word that's very, very old. It was taken over from 17th century England by the pilgrim… — Lucy Worsley Copy Share Image
I've always thought that the President could do so much here to help change images. If the President would go into a… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
