Block Quote by Jennifer Aniston

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.

— Jennifer Aniston

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful

— Anonymous

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

Life may give you crap, but that's what toilet paper is for.

— Anonymous

“Make life like toilet paper - long and usefull”

— Zac Hanson

Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.

— Anonymous

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...

— Anonymous

Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

“But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a…

— Kelly Williams Brown

Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole

— Anonymous

Before you go to the bathroom in someones house make sure they have toilet paper…i now know

— Cici Says