My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
![“The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have…” quote by Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/504/janeane-garofalo-1940_daily-show_the-inked-fingers-and-the-position-of-th_3068023.jpg)
![“There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It's almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. 'Am I good enough?'” quote by Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a3e/janeane-garofalo-1940_actresses_there-s-always-on-women-s-magazines-that_3146251.jpg)
