Sex Quotes · Page 66

“Hell, everybody is a masochist. Some of us are just a little more private.”

— Cecil Brown

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

— Moon Unit Zappa

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.

— Stephen Fry

People over 30 are interested in sex too, but they get real movies about it.

— Linda Fiorentino

“How can we abstain from sexual immorality? Only God can give us the grace.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.

— Katharine Graham

Making love is NOT the same as having sex. Please understand the difference.

— Anonymous

“There's treachery in her hips, rebellion in her heart & magic in her mind.”

— Curtis Tyrone Jones

“A person cannot be at once a libertine and a married Romantic, however compelling both paradigms might be.”

— Alain de Botton

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

— Woody Allen

The body is not simply the combination of dance, muscles, body-building, strength and sex: it is a universe.

— Paul Virilio

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

— Betty White

“I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.”

— Chelsea Handler

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself.

— Anonymous

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you…

— Jeff Foxworthy

She kissed her way into society. I don't like her. But don't misunderstand me: my dislike is purely platonic.

— Herbert Beerbohm Tree

Life is serious all the time, but living cannot be. You may have all the solemnity you wish in your neckties, but…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

The terms 'male' and 'female' must be understood as representing no mere primitive opposition of sex to sex; but as defining two…

— Laura Riding

“Her descriptions will be incandescent, perfect little nuggets of phraseology, and there will probably be lots of sex in her writing -…

— Susan Breen

The persistent advocates of contraceptive-style sex education have become more and more resourceful in using taxpayer funds to impose their casual-sex attitudes…

— Phyllis Schlafly

I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and…

— Yves Saint Laurent

The heart and soul of sex is the physical heat it creates between two bodies. Sometimes playful, sometimes passionate, sometimes pure and…

— Laura Berman

“Did you think I'd only want you once? Oh, my, you are more naïve than I thought. Why would I go through…

— Nenia Campbell

You can't go into the ring and be a nice guy. I would go a month, two months, without having sex. It…

— Jake LaMotta

LOVE is a message while LUST is a game, spread the message and not the game.

— Usman Ismaheel

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

— Jay Mohr

When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off all her clothes.

— Anonymous

I no longer want it all, just some comfort and some sex and some minor love.

— Charles Bukowski

I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God.

— Manny Pacquiao

7..Grams to the blunt, almost drowned in her the pussy so I swam to her butt

— Drake

“The word 'teach' suddenly conveys a sense of menace that is foreign to me.”

— Anna Bayes

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

— Joan Rivers

Alex and maty and amber and katherine and chad and dj and gabriel and kelton

— Alex

Sex for men: when it's right, it's right; when it's wrong, it's still right.

— Richard Fish

Save me from the ranks of the freaks who suspect they can never love anyone.

— Aimee Mann

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.

— Kate Beckinsale

Touch the road with a pack of condom, cause you I get Pussy anywhere I walk.

— Vybz Kartel

There is always a light in the end of the tunnel. If not then you're fucked.

— Cv Pillay

I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if it's that easy.

— Tupac Shakur

I suspect that one of the reasons we create fiction is to make sex exciting.

— Gore Vidal