Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your… — Dennis McKenna Copy Share Image
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I had to think about ankle torsion, where the screws are on the ski, how that affects the forces going into the… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
“But it’s not really the love that I envy, it’s the trust. The feeling that no matter how bad you screw up,… — Cassia Leo Copy Share Image
Nobody's happy. What's happy? Happiness is over when the lights come on." The older woman poured herself a glass of sangria. "Screw… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
Every great business leader I've ever met, in addition to being very smart, very driven, they have this, 'Why not me? Screw… — Donny Deutsch Copy Share Image
If you give a good idea to a mediocre group, they'll screw it up. If you give a mediocre idea to a… — Edwin Catmull Copy Share Image
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her.… — John Huston Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut… — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
The pretty nurse had just injected her with something that totally rocked, and if she wanted to think about boinking a bronzed,… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
You can't really control how people are going to feel about you; all you can really do is be yourself. Because if… — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
The biggest complaint from people wanting to start a business is, "I don't have capital." Banks aren't lending but if they were,… — Cameron Johnson Copy Share Image
Now, see, that's why you want Internet friends. You can find people just exactly like you. Screw your neighbors and your family,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Yesterday the Soros -funded far left group Media Matters made a big issue of Pat Robertson's idiotic statement that the US should… — Charles Foster Johnson Copy Share Image
You can give a great film idea to a mediocre team and they may screw it up, but if you give a… — Edwin Catmull Copy Share Image
I've done my job extremely well. My only beef is that a lot of people have put their fingers in whatever I've… — Jack Kirby Copy Share Image
I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
We should conceive of ourselves not as rulers of Earth, but as highly powerful, conscious stewards: The Earth is given to us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You probably should get back out there. You’re ignoring your other guests.” “Screw them.” “I’m sure that many of them, you already… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I've heard people say that 'The Blair Witch Project' is a feminist movie because there's a woman in charge and I've heard… — Heather Donahue Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, almost half of the voters in Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania say that they do not trust Hillary… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Think of the tools in a tool-box: there is a hammer, pliers, a saw, a screwdriver, a rule, a glue-pot, nails and… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
I'm astonished at how readily a great many people I know, young people, have accepted a reduced economic prospect and limited freedoms… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
You got to harden yourself. Make, like, a shell around you. But not everyone can do it. If they got nothing to… — Charlie Higson Copy Share Image
All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
Prabhupada said, “Whatever service one does for Krishna, Krishna never forgets! Krishna will always remembers that service, however insignificant. Even if he… — Romapada Swami Copy Share Image
Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself.… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
Because I'm fat, people believe I'm somehow vulnerable and easy to handle in a negotiation. Ever try to negotiate with a fat… — Bernie Brillstein Copy Share Image
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
I think once I fail enough as a dad, I'll be looking for help wherever I can get it. I just need… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
Free agency screws everybody's allegiances up. Whether it be football, baseball, hockey, basketball, whatever it may be. It's really hard. — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
What's great about [Guettel] is his very distinct voice as a composer. And that distinct voice is something worth cherishing and expressing… — Bartlett Sher Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence. I hope… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image