Bark Quote by Dennis Lehane

“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

“There was a peal of laughter from the girls. Then, before anyone could say a word, the line was seen to move a fraction.…

— Cao Xueqin

“The man looked up at the dangling, buzzing lightbulb, then turned to his partner. " You know who invented those things right? Maybe we…

— James Dasher

“What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?" he asks me. We're sitting on the bank of a stream and he's…

— Cynthia Hand

“Who’s Beth?” Keri asked. “The bartender at your wedding.” “Oh, that’s right. How could I forget when my husband almost got thrown out of…

— Shannon Stacey

“Chucky came home sometime around the fifth inning. “Yo,” he said as he walked by me toward his room. “Yo.” When he came back…

— Renee Carlino

“After Bill got his shot, a little color crept into his face and he would become almost coy. It was a gruesome sight. I…

— William S. Burroughs

“Donneven," I said, in my best Monica imitation, and he laughed. "We're not talking about me." "We could be," he said, as I watched…

— Sarah Dessen

“The tinny groans of a glow-in-the-dark skeleton were nearly drowned out by the laughter of about two dozen people mingling in the large living…

— Jae

“I don’t get it,” Clarence whispered to me. “We’re the only ones in the place. When are your friends supposed to get here?” “Why,…

— Tad Williams

“I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its toll. You…

— Jennifer Rardin