The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke. — Edwina Currie Copy Share Image
Whenever somebody has an idea for a business and experiences quite a bit of success, you can naturally expect the government to… — Neal Boortz Copy Share Image
We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
Screw ambiguity. Perversion and corruption masquerade as ambiguity. I don't trust ambiguity. John Wayne — John Wayne Copy Share Image
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I am pragmatic. That which works, works, and theory can go screw itself. However, my pragmatism also extends to maintainability, which is… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
I had to think about ankle torsion, where the screws are on the ski, how that affects the forces going into the… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
“But it’s not really the love that I envy, it’s the trust. The feeling that no matter how bad you screw up,… — Cassia Leo Copy Share Image
Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your… — Dennis McKenna Copy Share Image
Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
A lot of people trash their subtle physical body with psychedelic drugs. While they do certainly give you experiences in altered levels… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof. — Roky Erickson Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much… — Huey Lewis Copy Share Image
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as… — Lee Unkrich Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw. — Yvonne Strahovski Copy Share Image
We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That’s what she did. It was bad judgment, that’s all. You don’t cut off the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I am a misanthrope and yet utterly benevolent, have more than one screw loose yet am a super-idealist who digests philosophy more… — Alfred Nobel Copy Share Image
I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head… — James Marsters Copy Share Image
There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The core of Wikipedia is something people really believe in. That is too valuable for the world to screw it up. — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
Military action is never the first thing that you jump to. You always look at other possibilities, including economic sanctions, tightening the… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow. — Ingrid Weir Copy Share Image
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up. — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them! — Mike Milbury Copy Share Image