Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Free agency screws everybody's allegiances up. Whether it be football, baseball, hockey, basketball, whatever it may be. It's really hard. — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it. — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one! — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke. — Edwina Currie Copy Share Image
Think of the tools in a tool-box: there is a hammer, pliers, a saw, a screwdriver, a rule, a glue-pot, nails and… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her.… — John Huston Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Look may be that everything is right, it is always best to have an inspection before marching. To forget a screw, if… — Henry Peach Robinson Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
I had to think about ankle torsion, where the screws are on the ski, how that affects the forces going into the… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
“But it’s not really the love that I envy, it’s the trust. The feeling that no matter how bad you screw up,… — Cassia Leo Copy Share Image
Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your… — Dennis McKenna Copy Share Image
You don't need a marriage license to live with someone, to have the security of a home, to rear any number of… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Whenever somebody has an idea for a business and experiences quite a bit of success, you can naturally expect the government to… — Neal Boortz Copy Share Image
We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
Screw ambiguity. Perversion and corruption masquerade as ambiguity. I don't trust ambiguity. John Wayne — John Wayne Copy Share Image
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I am pragmatic. That which works, works, and theory can go screw itself. However, my pragmatism also extends to maintainability, which is… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Stand up, speak out, and be bold. Screw political correctness. Never let them tell you to sit down and shut up. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof. — Roky Erickson Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much… — Huey Lewis Copy Share Image
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as… — Lee Unkrich Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw. — Yvonne Strahovski Copy Share Image
We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That’s what she did. It was bad judgment, that’s all. You don’t cut off the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I am a misanthrope and yet utterly benevolent, have more than one screw loose yet am a super-idealist who digests philosophy more… — Alfred Nobel Copy Share Image
I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head… — James Marsters Copy Share Image
There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
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