Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood… — Cindy Adams Copy Share Image
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late. — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There’s too much to be done. I need to know– (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d’in. (Jericho) Yes, I di’id. Don’t make… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It's normal at this point for the fear-anger syndrome to take over and make you want to hammer on that side plate… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
I become an actress to do things that scare the sh*t out of me and I felt like I didn't stand a… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
It's fun to play around... it's human nature to try to select the right horse... But for the average person, I'm more… — Charles R. Schwab Copy Share Image
In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us.… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
Public agency is emergent, and the ability of the public to literally put any bank or corporation out of business overnight is… — Robert David Steele Copy Share Image
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke. — Edwina Currie Copy Share Image
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Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut… — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
You can use the tax code to make people smoke less. You can use the tax code to make 'em smoke more.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like… — Jonathan Bennett Copy Share Image
It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something. — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
Every great business leader I've ever met, in addition to being very smart, very driven, they have this, 'Why not me? Screw… — Donny Deutsch Copy Share Image
