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In software speed to market, speed to learning is really key. In hardware if you screw it up you are dead. So… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
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I've always been interested in science. I used to take watches apart and clocks apart, and there's little screws, and a little… — Herbie Hancock Copy Share Image
I become an actress to do things that scare the sh*t out of me and I felt like I didn't stand a… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death “Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Curran scrutinized Mart’s face. “I can’t figure out if he wants to kill you or screw you.” “I’ll be glad to make… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
To prop up the stock price, managers have to turn down the screws on everybody. That forces them to cancel all the… — Clayton Christensen Copy Share Image
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I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
You've mistaken me for someone else. Do not wait on me, Ms. Lane. Do not construct your world around mine. I'm not… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Andrew Breitbart, self-described media mogul, had several screws loose or missing and was the grinning bomb-thrower of the radical right. He was… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
It was mix tapes, that's my story, I did a lot of mix tapes, that's what I started doing when I was… — Slim Thug Copy Share Image
I think most people are fascinated by chess for that reason. It's just these mystical shapes. It's almost like Harry Potteresque, like… — Maurice Ashley Copy Share Image
I really don't mind dying because I figure I haven't wasted this life. Up until my first book was published I had… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
Luke [the gospel writer] screws up his dating by tactlessly mentioning events that historians are capable of independently checking. There was indeed… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My… — George Watsky Copy Share Image
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair,… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
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Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with… — Donnell Rawlings Copy Share Image
Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but I've consistently strived… — Patrick Duffy Copy Share Image
I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Scn is like HIV. Gets in there and screws up the immune system, perverts the law to its own ends. Forget government… — Keith Henson Copy Share Image
U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do?… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The two inaugurations were different. The first inauguration I was thinking to myself, "Let's make sure I don't screw this up." I… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The biggest complaint from people wanting to start a business is, "I don't have capital." Banks aren't lending but if they were,… — Cameron Johnson Copy Share Image
The pretty nurse had just injected her with something that totally rocked, and if she wanted to think about boinking a bronzed,… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
Yesterday the Soros -funded far left group Media Matters made a big issue of Pat Robertson's idiotic statement that the US should… — Charles Foster Johnson Copy Share Image
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