Balls Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big…

— Mitch Hedberg

This ones Pringle

— Andrew

“The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table was stainless steel sprayed down with disinfectant,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Working quickly was the trick of it. When Samuel Pepys underwent a lithotomy—the removal of a kidney stone—in 1658, the surgeon took just fifty…

— Bill Bryson

“We are merely the star's tennis balls, struck and banded Which way please them.”

— John Webster

“WE ALL THREE sat at the kitchen table in our raincoats, and Joel smashed tomatoes with a small rubber mallet. We had seen it…

— Justin Torres

“Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A…

— Eoin Colfer

“What is meant by ‘nut bag’? Is that a testicular reference or merely the identification of a satchel of cashews or pecans?”

— Jessica Park

“I didn't really want to talk. I'd wanted him there, but I asn't sure why. Maybe just to have someone to drink with. Actually,…

— Karen Chance

“Smeagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters,precious, eh, what's taters?" "Po-ta-toes!" said Sam.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

We didn't do a square ball in 'Pong' because we thought it was cool. We did it because that was all we could do.

— Nolan Bushnell

“I’m your best buddy, and you don’t want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?” “I don’t think that’s fatal,” Aggie…

— Olivia Cunning