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“How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman…” quote by Jim Benton — Download Open image

“How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

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