My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them! — Mike Milbury Copy Share Image
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow. — Ingrid Weir Copy Share Image
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up. — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
I've always been interested in science. I used to take watches apart and clocks apart, and there's little screws, and a little… — Herbie Hancock Copy Share Image
You can behead people, you can crucify them, you can cut their hearts out and eat them on YouTube...but, don't screw with… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Nature does not suffer her veil to be taken from her, and what she does not choose to reveal to the spirit,… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only… — Greg Egan Copy Share Image
Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“I grew to judge every purchase by how many bronze screws I could buy for the boat if I didn't spend on… — Lin Pardey Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I do know the sorrow of being ordinary, and that much of our life is spent doing the crazy mental arithmetic of… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood… — Cindy Adams Copy Share Image
The marker of those who understand the gospel of Jesus Christ is that, when they stumble and fall, when they screw up,… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
To assign unanswered letters their proper weight, to free us from the expectations of others, to give us back to ourselves--there lies… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
If the best way to learn to succeed is to fail as fast as possible, then the second-best way is to watch… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her.… — John Huston Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut… — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as… — Lee Unkrich Copy Share Image
You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw. — Yvonne Strahovski Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
we all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each other on first impressions or one or two pointers. I… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I have discovered that a screw-shaped device such as this, if it is well made from starched linen, will rise in the… — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
A lot of people trash their subtle physical body with psychedelic drugs. While they do certainly give you experiences in altered levels… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The rottweiler stood his ground and waited for me to take the next step in the dance of ritualized intimidation. Instead, I… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Every day I try to tell myself that this is going to be fun today. I try to put myself in a… — Johnny Miller Copy Share Image
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law… — Bob Lemon Copy Share Image
We live in a country where power changes hands cyclically, because everybody in power screws up at some point, or the voters… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
