You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
If people had no fear, you'd hardly need to have to teach them. It's the fear that screws everything up. — Keith Johnstone Copy Share Image
When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day. — Seth Lloyd Copy Share Image
If you've loved something and then in some ways you become a part of it, you just don't want to be the… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head… — James Marsters Copy Share Image
The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things. — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death “Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I've always been interested in science. I used to take watches apart and clocks apart, and there's little screws, and a little… — Herbie Hancock Copy Share Image
You can behead people, you can crucify them, you can cut their hearts out and eat them on YouTube...but, don't screw with… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Nature does not suffer her veil to be taken from her, and what she does not choose to reveal to the spirit,… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only… — Greg Egan Copy Share Image
Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“I grew to judge every purchase by how many bronze screws I could buy for the boat if I didn't spend on… — Lin Pardey Copy Share Image
It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Look may be that everything is right, it is always best to have an inspection before marching. To forget a screw, if… — Henry Peach Robinson Copy Share Image
Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Look at, look, the Tea Partiers, who are controlling the Republican Party…Their stated policy, publicly stated, is to do whatever it takes… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
I do know the sorrow of being ordinary, and that much of our life is spent doing the crazy mental arithmetic of… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood… — Cindy Adams Copy Share Image
The marker of those who understand the gospel of Jesus Christ is that, when they stumble and fall, when they screw up,… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
The core of Wikipedia is something people really believe in. That is too valuable for the world to screw it up. — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. — Josh Kaufman Copy Share Image
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them! — Mike Milbury Copy Share Image
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow. — Ingrid Weir Copy Share Image
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up. — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw. — Yvonne Strahovski Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
we all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each other on first impressions or one or two pointers. I… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I have discovered that a screw-shaped device such as this, if it is well made from starched linen, will rise in the… — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
