I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say? — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist! — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Kate leaned back against her chair. "Where is the bane of my existence?" "In the shower, freshening up." "Oh, God, who did… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I think it has sullied his presidency. As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is, as magnetic a personality as he can… — Morley Safer Copy Share Image
Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death “Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The biggest complaint from people wanting to start a business is, "I don't have capital." Banks aren't lending but if they were,… — Cameron Johnson Copy Share Image
Claire, I-Look, my life is one long series of screw-ups and bad decisions, and I know that. I own that. But you...I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I still get angry when older people assume that everyone in my generation, screws around. They're probably the same ones who think… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
Screw State! State's always on the side of the blacks. The hell with them! — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
I can imagine [the government] trying to tell Steven Spielberg 'We need 50 different cuts of your movie for each state.' It… — John Riccitiello Copy Share Image
It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
What we have to remember is that not everything is under our control. If people are free in any meaningful sense of… — Joel Miller Copy Share Image
I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head… — James Marsters Copy Share Image
I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
You can't really control how people are going to feel about you; all you can really do is be yourself. Because if… — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
One chance, One life. Make it or screw it up, it's your choice. Don't wait to long or your time will be… — Stephen Burt Copy Share Image
I just don't skimp on TV. Even if I'm exhausted and so tired and it's 12 A.M. and a Sunday night, I'll… — Dakota Fanning Copy Share Image
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. — Josh Kaufman Copy Share Image
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'll go anywhere and I'll do whatever it takes to get this done. It's too important for Washington to screw this up.… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
We are unconscious of most of our body's processes, thank goodness, because we'd screw it up if we weren't. The human body… — Lynn Margulis Copy Share Image
You just let people do what they do and look at them and give them enough rope until they do what you… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image