Redneck Quotes · Page 2

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Music saved my life a few times because I could play the stuff rednecks loved. They thought I was great and they…

— Steve Young

Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.

— Ville Valo

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

— Johnny Van Zant

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Nashville is a boys' club of redneck conservative ideas. But they're ready to embrace gay people. I never felt for one second…

— Shane McAnally

Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today.

— Arthur Kroker

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I grew up in a whaling town. We didn't stop whaling in Australia until 1978. And I've always lived in fishing communities.…

— Tim Winton

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.

— Minnie Pearl

Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very…

— Jackie DeShannon

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is…

— Jay Leno

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see…

— Jeff Foxworthy

First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind,…

— Janeane Garofalo

“Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

— Jeff Foxworthy

And if there's any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there's any hope for a revolution in America,…

— Phil Ochs

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be…

— Jeff Foxworthy