You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks. — Ville Valo Copy Share Image
“She doesn't fall for my redneck-Romeo shit. You know her though, it's Alyssa Blair.” — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big… — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it. — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When I was writing Razor Girl, I thought it would be fun to have a redneck TV family that was really just… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured,… — Robert Charles Wilson Copy Share Image
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
“Grits Glossary hillbilly \’hil-,bi-lē\ n: a derogatory term that refers to people living in the next county or town; alternate forms include… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
Hunting humans for sport? Eating them?" the bitterness in his voice cut through me. "Yeah, I caught that part." "That doesn't have… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends. — Wayne Newton Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend. — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are! — Johnny Ramone Copy Share Image
Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us! — Henry Dodge Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
