You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music. — Travis Barker Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?… No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off… — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
“Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
You just have to get out of the bubble and you have to quit listening to yourself. People are really hurt. The… — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
I haven't always played nice guys. In 'Gremlins,' I was a conceited, pompous braggart, and I was a redneck chauvinist in the… — Judge Reinhold Copy Share Image
I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly… — Lydia Loveless Copy Share Image
Reardan is the rich white farm town that sits in the wheat fields exactly 22 miles away from the Rez. And it's… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
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