You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend. — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I would have to say my favorite thing about hosting 'Redneck Island 4' was the cast. They were the most genuine, fun,… — Jessie James Decker Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When I was writing Razor Girl, I thought it would be fun to have a redneck TV family that was really just… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly… — Lydia Loveless Copy Share Image
