Redneck Quotes · Page 9

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I always wanted to fall in love with a redneck, but my solider is 10x better.

— Ayla Johannson

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There's no doubt that I'm southern, I'm country, I'm a redneck, I'm whatever you want to call it.

— Lainey Wilson

What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.

— Charlie Daniels

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

— Jeff Foxworthy

People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call…

— Travis Tritt

“I emerged into the sticky-hot evening to find Ricky smoking on the hood of his battered car. Something about his mud-encrusted boots…

— Ransom Riggs

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find…

— Greg Proops

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“Finally, we entered Chetaube County, my imaginary birthplace, where the names of the little winding roads and minuscule mountain communities never failed…

— Sol Luckman

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

— Jeff Foxworthy

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for…

— Christopher Hitchens

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Sanford is a little redneck town north of Orlando. It's right off Lake Jessup.Lake Jessup is the most alligator infested lake in…

— Larry the Cable Guy

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

— Gretchen Wilson

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the…

— Jeff Foxworthy