I rely heavily on Thomas Sowell's magnificent book, Black Rednecks, White Liberals. He points out that blacks in the North perform better,… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim… — Edward Norton Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are! — Johnny Ramone Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
The Republican base is now made up of religious and neoconservative ideologues, and the uneducated white underclass with a token person of… — Frank Schaeffer Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The enemy of the black is not the white. The enemy of capitalist is not communist, the enemy of homosexual is not… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways. — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
“You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food.… — Sarah Wayne Callies Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn't fly too well in the… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
