“If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.” — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
You know you're redneck when your dad says that's enough gun play for the day — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big… — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence. — Stanley Crouch Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways. — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hunting humans for sport? Eating them?" the bitterness in his voice cut through me. "Yeah, I caught that part." "That doesn't have… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
I haven't always played nice guys. In 'Gremlins,' I was a conceited, pompous braggart, and I was a redneck chauvinist in the… — Judge Reinhold Copy Share Image
At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel… — Dave Haywood Copy Share Image
