You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn't fly too well in the… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my… — Cassadee Pope Copy Share Image
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis Presley, The Everly Brothers, and a lot of American artists were my greatest influences. — Gordon Waller Copy Share Image
First time I saw Elvis was at the Lubbock County fairgrounds in Lubbock, Texas. He was on the back end of a… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
“You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
Music saved my life a few times because I could play the stuff rednecks loved. They thought I was great and they… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
And if there's any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there's any hope for a revolution in America,… — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I wanted to come through with my own voice and, hopefully, have it affect people. I want people to know that I'm… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the… — Otis Blackwell Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There's a difference between being a southern girl and a redneck piece of white trash. Please learn the difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
