Redneck Quotes · Page 5

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis. You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis. It was…

— Mac Davis

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No…

— Carl Hiaasen

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did…

— Mac Davis

This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in…

— Honey Boo Boo Child

I'm as country s one can without being a redneck [maybe a little] but I'm as nerdy as one can be without…

— MrCountry

Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways.

— Mac Davis

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be…

— Jeff Foxworthy

“Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else…

— A. Violet End

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.”

— Ben Folds

The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it.

— Mary Matalin

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on…

— Joe Bageant

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the…

— Jeff Foxworthy

At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel…

— Dave Haywood

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

— Jeff Foxworthy

He's watchin every move, High-tech redneck, Run up on him if ya want to, I bet, really, come on, It might be…

— Yelawolf

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign…

— Jeff Foxworthy

“I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s nose right around the time…

— Cole Alpaugh

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today.

— Arthur Kroker

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life.

— Lisa Marie Presley

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn't fly too well in the…

— Steve Young

I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my…

— Cassadee Pope

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

— Jeff Foxworthy