If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You just have to get out of the bubble and you have to quit listening to yourself. People are really hurt. The… — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
It's pretty amazing to me that my first hit record was an Elvis Presley record. — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed… — F. Lee Bailey Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?.... No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country Copy Share Image
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the… — Otis Blackwell Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on… — Joe Bageant Copy Share Image
Reardan is the rich white farm town that sits in the wheat fields exactly 22 miles away from the Rez. And it's… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
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