Redneck Quotes · Page 4

I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.

— Minnie Pearl

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk…

— Jeff Foxworthy

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

— Minnie Pearl

Guys like Otis Blackwell and Bobby Darin, and all the guys who were writing songs for Elvis at the time, just hanging…

— Anonymous

It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person.

— Paula Deen

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

— Hal Sparks

Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim…

— Edward Norton

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

— Jeff Foxworthy

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is…

— Jay Leno

Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would…

— Miles Teller

I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…

— Jeff Dunham

I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food.…

— Sarah Wayne Callies

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're redneck when your dad says that's enough gun play for the day

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

— Jeff Foxworthy

I always wanted to fall in love with a redneck, but my solider is 10x better.

— Ayla Johannson

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

— Johnny Van Zant

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well.

— Tanya Tucker

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Out in Hollywood I'm getting to be regarded as the 'redneck adviser.'

— Hal Needham

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Just because I like country music, muddin, guns, and big trucks doesn't mean I'm a redneck.

— Anonymous