The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Mario Diaz-Balart Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you're at the top of the game, you're earning money. But compared to other sports, like tennis, you're earning peanuts. — Judd Trump Copy Share Image
“ 'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
When Don King's fighters lose their titles they come back fighting on the undercard for peanuts. King owns all the top heavyweights… — Larry Holmes Copy Share Image
I was very excited, but I didn't really think I could get the work in 'Peanuts.' Still, I really, really wanted it,… — Noah Schnapp Copy Share Image
Dana White came out very often in public saying I'm this and that; I'm sure it's also to play with my ego,… — Georges St-Pierre Copy Share Image
You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my… — Christina Perri Copy Share Image
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually… — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
...despite all this, it is still hard to admit that there is no one more English than the Indian, no one more… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a… — Sandra Newman Copy Share Image
When I do entertain, in the summer, which is rare, I receive my guests on the front porch, set up wicker trays… — Andre Leon Talley Copy Share Image
You know the best thing about aeroplanes? Apart from the peanuts in little silver bags, I mean. It's looking out of the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built… — John Ratzenberger Cliff on Cheers Copy Share Image
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
If it's a whole show of my own, I'll do more of what I think Del Shannon is. But for shows like… — Del Shannon Copy Share Image
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of… — Hubert Green Copy Share Image
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
