When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Enemy giants moved towards the breech, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths –… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Withdrawal of US troops will become like salted peanuts to the American public: The more US troops come home, the more will… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
My father died when I was two years old. But my mother was quite capable. She raised three children with his war… — Giulio Andreotti Copy Share Image
I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey Copy Share Image
All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of… — Hubert Green Copy Share Image
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her… — Joely Fisher Copy Share Image
I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia. — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I've battled my weight since I was 12. My parents took to us to New York once, for a holiday, and there… — Sonam Kapoor Copy Share Image
It sounds strange, somewhat on the line between irony and absurdity, to think that people would rather label and judge something as… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share Image
As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours. — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
