Pants Woke Quotes by Green Monk

I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids?

— Green Monk

Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.

— Green Monk

I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.

— Green Monk

Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing!

— Green Monk

When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them

— Green Monk

I would just like to point something out to you: the exit.

— Green Monk

Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects

— Green Monk

You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches...

— Green Monk

Sign on the abortion clinic: Don't kid yourself!

— Green Monk

Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes.

— Green Monk

That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times

— Green Monk

Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.

— Green Monk

Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind.

— Green Monk

I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.

— Green Monk

I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete.

— Green Monk