Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
Virtually the second I get home, I change into my "home" clothes - yoga pants and a T-shirt. — Karen Walker Copy Share Image
I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
I personally believe Patch scared the pants off normal, and it took off running for the far side of the world. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying. — James Gandolfini Copy Share Image
I like comfortable clothes, so I get most of my pants and shirts made. — Gary Payton Copy Share Image
MEN: If you still pee with your pants down to your ankles; you need to grow up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He thinks he is a flower to be looked at And when he pulls his frilly nylon pants right up tight He… — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
Look at all those American preachers who got caught with their pants down. They say one thing and they are doing another.… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff:… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
So my go-tos are bodysuits, crop tops, I like to wear a cute little crop top, but then maybe a jazzy pant.… — Rachel Lindsay Copy Share Image
What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
How?" I had seen it with my own eyes, but I still didn't believe it. Then something struck me. "Take off your… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
She tied her blond hair back with a strip of denim torn from her pants leg, and in the fiery light of… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
He likes a day in the studio to end, he says, "when my knees are all skinned up and my pants are… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
When I work, I wear pants usually because I want to be comfortable. I wear dark colors, especially in winter, because I… — Donatella Versace Copy Share Image
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