Pants Quotes · Page 5

You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants.

— Mark R. Woodward

You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight

— Anonymous

Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.

— No Strings Attached (Movie

Got a run way in my pants cuz all tha modles be on my dick

— Marvin Howard

“I wear the writer pants in the family.”

— Buffy Andrews

“Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

being sixteen in the pants I died full of questions

— Anne Sexton

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

— Dr. Seuss

I like comfortable clothes, so I get most of my pants and shirts made.

— Gary Payton

MEN: If you still pee with your pants down to your ankles; you need to grow up.

— Anonymous

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

— George Lopez

Twenty grand in my pants, fifty in my peacoat. Jeezy fuckin' wit me and we fuckin' up the city hoe.

— TI

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

— Christopher Moore

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time,

— Jennifer Lawrence

I like to wear layers - pants, tank tops, jackets - when I work out.

— Cheryl Burke

“You're pretty overdressed, yourself,pal." "If I take my pants off now, you're going to get pregnant.”

— Kristina Wright

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to…

— Ayelet Waldman

Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the…

— Dr. Seuss

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff:…

— Diablo Cody

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That…

— Jarvis Cocker

So my go-tos are bodysuits, crop tops, I like to wear a cute little crop top, but then maybe a jazzy pant.…

— Rachel Lindsay

I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's…

— Matthew Gray Gubler

When you publish something, it is very much as if you pulled your pants down in public. If what you have written…

— Edna St. Vincent Millay

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

— Si Robertson

She tied her blond hair back with a strip of denim torn from her pants leg, and in the fiery light of…

— Rick Riordan

My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I…

— Sue Grafton

He likes a day in the studio to end, he says, "when my knees are all skinned up and my pants are…

— Tom Waits

The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be…

— Diablo Cody

When I work, I wear pants usually because I want to be comfortable. I wear dark colors, especially in winter, because I…

— Donatella Versace

Any man who can look handsome in a dirty baseball suit is an Adonis. There is something about the baggy pants, and…

— Edna Ferber

He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes…

— Gena Showalter

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting…

— Dr. Seuss

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

— Hilary Swank

Bet I'm the only goon nigga in these tiny pants.

— Lil B

Those pants make your ass look big.

— Anonymous

White girls and yoga pants were made for each other.

— Anonymous

“Did I wear you out?" "Out of my pants, maybe.”

— Jennifer DeLucy

the church should just stay out of people's pants.

— Alex Sanchez

“(Adulthood is all about waiting to take your pants off.)”

— Gabourey Sidibe

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

— Anonymous