Quote by Kristina Wright

“No chance she'd allow any man to see her naked besides the one who'd gotten her pregnant four times. You broke it, you bought…

— Shannon Hale

“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then…

— Suzanne Wright

“I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.”

— Phil Torcivia

“When the panties drop, dear God, girl, make sure you unhook at least one ankle or when he gets to that epic moment where…

— C.M. Stunich

“Dont let her clothes down for your sexual need.”

— Muhammad Saqib

“I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I…

— Tina Fey

“On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try to impregnate you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hooking both thumbs into my waistband, I rocked my hips from side to side, and slid the dress pants down my thighs. As gravity…

— Annie Arcane

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“There's nothing we can do about your pants-mine probally wouldn't fit,and it wouldn't do for me to go around pantless, much as it would…

— Kiersten White

“Can I resume taking your pants off now?” she asked. “If I let you, will you wipe that dirty fuckin’ look off your face?”…

— Madeline Sheehan