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Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper.

— Anonymous

Drop those panties to the floor!

— Brokencyde

Women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans in the changing room, and your underwear decides to come off too.

— Anonymous

In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about.

— Dylan O'Brien

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When…

— Theodore Roosevelt

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.

— Hank Green

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

— Edwin Edwards

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

— Eddie Izzard

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

— Anonymous

Sometimes girls just don't wear panties, and we forget to close our legs when we're getting out of cars.

— Tori Spelling

Porn Rule: Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex.

— Nikhil Saluja