Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
