I did with my wife a comic book for the Raynham Hall Museum in Long Island. They sell the book every single… — Ernie Colon Copy Share Image
In the last year my wife has noticed me struggling to get downstairs on a Sunday morning. I've two young children and… — Graeme Le Saux Copy Share Image
What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying 'Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The first language that I learned was Italian in Italy in the early and middle-'60s and I had to do that to… — Clive James Copy Share Image
My wife and I are like twins and that is a great and a terrible thing for a marriage. It makes for… — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!" — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I want to talk to you. I want to listen to you. I want to walk with you and, yes, I want… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
It's hard to give a career like this up, when I tell my wife I'm going to the office, and it's the… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her? — Tim Piper Copy Share Image
I think that there's some brainwashing going on with this idea that we don't have time to cook anymore. We have made… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
My wife is the host of 'Big Brother.' Her name is Julie Chen, and she'll say, 'Da da da, but first we… — Leslie Moonves Copy Share Image
My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home. — Jose Garces Copy Share Image
I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees, — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey. — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria. — Ivan Slavkov Copy Share Image
But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
Trying to be just a parliamentarian doing your duty and trying to keep family out and also the celebrity status out is… — Eric Abetz Copy Share Image
My wife and I have purchased two hybrids. We bought a 3 kw photovoltaic unit. We recycle and offset our carbon emissions… — James Gustave Speth Copy Share Image
It was time for me to spend more time with my wife. I'm not saying I do spend more time with my… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
I was just working in the shop and all of a sudden something just triggered in me and I started shaking. And… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
