I could go out to five parties a day if I wanted to. I don't. I have attachments to my wife and… — Aby Rosen Copy Share Image
I played ball for the Senators, Rangers, Indians, and Yankees in the ’70′s and ’80′s. Marvin Miller was a hero in our… — Toby Harrah Copy Share Image
On the three pigs he and his wife own: "We acquired the pigs last year. My wife was born on a pig… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
By myself, I'm a hard pill. My wife makes me look real good, because she smoothes my rough edges. That's why I… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right — Joel Madden Copy Share Image
I may not have hands to hold my wife’s hands, but I don’t need hands to hold her heart. That’s what I’m… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
I myself and my wife - in order to escape the disgrace of deposition or capitulation - choose death. It is our… — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
In my case what happened is that within about two weeks of beginning meditation, the anger already started to go away. My… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
My wife's dying upstairs and I can't do anything about it. I look in her face and I see the memories there.… — Stephen Dobyns Copy Share Image
The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row.… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
I built a cannon out of ice, and wrapped myself in the funeral carpet which my husbands and wives had woven for… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
I'm Italian. I love to cook Italian food, so I learned from my dad how to make sauce and meatballs and all… — Joey Fatone Copy Share Image
! discovered photography completely by chance. My wife is an architect; when we were young and living in Paris, she bought a… — Sebastiao Salgado Copy Share Image
During the war, there were people wishing me death, wishing my son death, wishing my wife death in very graphic ways. In… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. .… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional. — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap. — Derek Kilmer Copy Share Image
For some reason, I write about crash-landed spaceships quite a lot and my wife is sick of hearing of hearing my ideas… — Erica Brown Copy Share Image
In the spring mornings I would work early while my wife still slept. The windows were open wide and the cobbles of… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
