I met [my wife Margot] on Fire Island when I had a house there many years ago. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My wife and I have built trust with our children and have always had open communication. — Rick Springfield Copy Share Image
Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that… — Gyorgy Ligeti Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I suppose I could read more fiction, but I haven't moved in that direction. I'd like more time even though I spend… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
My personal time is limited, more so than I wish. However, my wife and I have talked about the fact that there… — Warren Haynes Copy Share Image
I like writing books. I'd rather be at home with my wife. I can write, take a break, come out, have a… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
'Tis not to make me jealous To say my wife is fair, feeds well, loves company, Is free of speech, sings, plays,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I get up at five in the morning to go fishing, I wake my wife up and ask, 'What'll it be… — Robert Ruark Copy Share Image
I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said: "You know, it's funny, it's when you've got… — Eddie Marsan Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was ready to go off at any time. My wife, Linda, and I would go out to… — Johnny Ramone Copy Share Image
I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'. — Dick Armey Copy Share Image
In my case, I pay a standard premium to participate in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan for my wife and myself… — Virgil Goode Copy Share Image