My wife Quotes · Page 14

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it…

— Henny Youngman

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.

— Joe Sakic

But my mind clung to my wife's image, imagining it with an uncanny acuteness. I heard her answering me, saw her smile,…

— Viktor E. Frankl

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

— David Hasselhoff

Here among my books, my wife, my friends and my loves, I have plenty of reasons to keep living.

— Carlos Fuentes

Once after Barefoot In the Park had been playing for about a week I went back to see it, watching the audience,…

— Simon Neil

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or…

— Emo Philips

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

— Sacha Guitry

Every night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.

— Luke Bryan

I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that.

— Scott Walker

In my terms, I settled for the realities of life, and submitted to its necessities: if this, then that, and so the…

— Julian Barnes

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.

— Ralph Lauren

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

— John Milius

I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend's wife, and she was my wife's best…

— Jason Aldean

I am willing to remain and play the man's game if there are not enough boats for more than the women and…

— Benjamin Guggenheim

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I work a lot in the summers. My family goes to Maine, where we have a little house. My wife's a writer,…

— Ben Marcus

I had this question asked to me recently when I was buying food for my wife and brother in law and I…

— A. J. McLean

We all had lots of stories of our sad experiences - they mourned the death of my wife with me - but…

— Otto Frank

My wife is my first reader, my first line of defence I suppose. So she says, "Oh well, oh yes, it's all…

— Paul Auster

The Prophet had made dishonorable proposals to my wife... under cover of his asserted 'Revelation.'... Smith told his wife Jane the Lord…

— William Law

My wife and I have been together for many years and that, to me, is like endlessly fascinating and endlessly confusing how…

— Mark Duplass

[Elsa Dorfman]was well known. Certainly in the Boston area, she's well known as a portrait photographer. My wife always wanted to meet…

— Errol Morris

If you don't have a place to live or money or whatever, you ask yourself, "What am I gonna do?" But my…

— Anthony Ray Hinton

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings.

— Ozwald Boateng