I love my kids, I'm a proud father, a happy husband, and all of that. I live my life with my wife… — Kevin Federline Copy Share Image
If somebody said my wife's not beautiful, I'd go, she is. I wouldn't say, really? No, she is. I know she is.… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
My wife always says that I will be stuck with this forever: I am the difficult one. With Jack Nicholson they always… — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
What will always be possible is for someone to walk into a dark room and experience a film and connect to it.… — Andrew Bujalski Copy Share Image
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I mean, my wife is always like - I don't write lyrics. So I couldn't, like, really technically write a song for… — Mark Ronson Copy Share Image
On average, once a month for the last 10 years since her [Harper Lee] stroke, we have sat and talked and told… — Wayne Flynt Copy Share Image
The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife. — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children. — Steve Yzerman Copy Share Image
I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970. — George Stigler Copy Share Image
I was raised in a wonderful family of faith. It was church on Sunday morning and grace before dinner, but my Christian… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
I do not know whether I would not like much better to have produced one perfectly formed child by intercourse with the… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Sri Yukteswar used to poke gentle fun at the commonly inadequate conceptions of renunciation."A beggar cannot renounce wealth," Master would say. "If… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
God not only loves his people but delights in each one of us. He takes great pleasure in us. He's actually blessed… — David Wilkerson Copy Share Image
My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't. — Paul Henderson Copy Share Image
If you don't have a base - you can't not have a spiritual base and survive. That's probably what has kept me… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
