My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It was definitely a big change in my life going from the college scene to really kind of being on my own.… — Jonathan Horton Copy Share Image
I can take my wife out for a lovely evening this Friday, which is a to do. But being a good husband… — Lynn G. Robbins Copy Share Image
I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
There was another thing I heartily disbelieved in - work. Work, it seemed to me even at the threshold of life, is… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Both me and my wife's extended family all live within a 50-mile radius. Like me, a lot of them did time in… — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
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My wife is Greek. I was a non-denomination Christian before we got married. — Troy Polamalu Copy Share Image
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer. — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
Ivanov: Once I worked hard and thought a lot but I never got tired; now I do nothing and think of nothing,… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I don't believe I could work as effectively at what I do without the support of my wife. — Karl Urban Copy Share Image
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The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count. — Rich Sommer Copy Share Image
I love my wife. We've had a few slings and arrows across the room, but I'm not prepared to give in, you… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
There is another side to me which people don't often see, but it's very hard for me to show that. When I… — Alan Shearer Copy Share Image
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For some reason, I never felt the need to have kids. My wife feels the same. We don't feel a void. I… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband. — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image