My wife Quotes · Page 8

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

— John Bercow

I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife].

— DJ Khaled

I met my wife when we were both 19 or 20, at a music school where she was taking voice and piano…

— Rohinton Mistry

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

— John Scalzi

I wish [my wife] would [work] because - especially now the kind of - I mean, honesty is hardly the word. She…

— Nat Hentoff

I gave a talk on gender stuff at Facebook one morning and a man didn't come. It was optional; he didn't have…

— Sheryl Sandberg

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad…

— Robert Menzies

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

— Joseph Cook

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

— Jerry Goldsmith

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

— Henny Youngman

If my wife hears one more report that I'm joining Hillary's campaign I'm going to have to go in the Pundit Protection…

— Paul Begala

Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than…

— James Van Der Beek

I've been really supported by my family and my wife. She really understands what I do, but it doesn't get any easier…

— Joel Plaskett

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the…

— Robert Orben

I am indebted to my wife Coretta, without whose love, sacrifices, and loyalty neither life nor work would bring fulfillment. She has…

— Martin Luther King, Jr

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch…

— Abraham Maslow

Before I was married, before I was with my wife, I was traveling with Ric Flair and women were everywhere. It was…

— Randy Orton

My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much.

— Patrick Dempsey

I came to the realization that I started dating my now-wife junior year of college, before you actually went on a date.…

— Jon Gabrus

My wife is the most awesome person in the universe. She's made this experience much less miserable for me, with her compassion,…

— Wil Wheaton

Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for…

— Mohsin Hamid

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I found out - the paper used to go to bed on Tues - on Monday. I found out that on Monday…

— Nat Hentoff

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word…

— Bill Cosby

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.

— Joseph Prince