My wife Quotes · Page 5

I couldn't see tying myself down with a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the…

— Joseph Heller

The English government having determined not to respect my rights as a French citizen and officer, and summoned me before a court…

— Wolfe Tone

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."

— Frank Carson

I've come to understand that arguing with [my wife] about it has never solved anything. So instead of denying it, I've learned…

— Nicholas Sparks

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

— Anthony Anderson

I really love the traditional aspects of Judaism. My wife is born and raised a Catholic and I enjoy celebrating those rituals…

— Josh Gad

My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect.…

— Stockwell Day

When I gave up dope and alcohol, my immediate feeling was 'I've saved my life, but there'll be a price because I'll…

— Stephen King

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you…

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then,…

— Dana Gould

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt…

— John Hodgman

I'm not even worried about settling down. I think it's way too early. I'm 25 and I'm in show business. I mean,…

— Arj Barker

I wrote this book [ Desperate Marriages] because of my own marriage. My wife and I struggled greatly in the early years…

— Gary Chapman

I feel better in my mind because I'm doing what God made me to do. He said, 'Go write books, Steve, and…

— Stephen King

I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm often surprised by classical music and musicians. I've met a large number of them because my wife works for the Boston…

— James Taylor

I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.

— Jason Priestley

Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.

— Anonymous

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

— Guy Ritchie

I love my wife and I know she loves me. We're best friends. We're just lucky to have found each other. It…

— Harry Connick, Jr

I've experienced more sunrises with my bandmates and friends out on the road than with my wife, because we're always up at…

— Jon Foreman

I'm straightforward with my kids, I take my kids out and I bring my daughter to dance lessons. I'm teaching my son…

— Rob Ford

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

— Henny Youngman

I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, 'That's a pretty little thing,' after…

— Edgar Degas